April 09, 2008

i lay in bed with tv on
laptop on
iphone within reach
dog sleeping tightly against me
washing machine running in background
dishwasher running in background
a few empty diet pepsi max bottles around
and i wonder why i can't sleep

maybe Rebecca is on aMSN...


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April 07, 2008

MY FRIEND BECCA

we have late night chats
off and on... but it depends if she
can drug the kids without her
hubby knowing...

here is a snippet
02:03:36] rebecca says:
just like I told everyone my nana almost remarried a japanese man, and I guess I dreamed it cuz it never happened
[02:03:54] D~ says:
LOL

[02:03:57] rebecca says:
but I totally thought it did
[02:04:22] rebecca says:
i have very realistic dreams
[02:04:24] D~ says:
Im still laffin, thats HILARIOUS - that need to go in the blog
[02:06:04] rebecca joins conversation
[02:06:26] rebecca says:
my whole family was like What? and asked my Nana about it and she was like What?
[02:06:49] rebecca says:
and I was like yeah she did, she was like nope never happened
[02:07:35] rebecca says:
ya and it was a shock to me that it never happened
[02:07:41] rebecca says:
so weird
[02:07:51] rebecca says:
i have a few false memory dreams


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April 05, 2008

"who just spent a night with a pirate"
"shave the other side, no one likes a free buffet"
"no, it goes in the whole in your face"
"it just like prom night, you need to streeeeetch it out"
"theres my buttock plug"
"this. means. whore."
"starve a fever, pick a boil and always brush down"
"blend all you want, it doesn't replace poor bone structure"


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