funny shit I read today

adam duritz is a douche. duh, he's white and has fake black person hair

If someone had told me you'd be checking in today, I would have washed my hair and put on new underwear

I love how crazy I am. Nutty as a loon, I tell you! [imagine cuckoo clock sounds now]

Alton Brown made these on his show Good Eats
and Ri & I were talking about them...
one thing leads to another and the next thing you know
I'm at Safeway buying cherry Koolaid, white sugar, and a few jars of pickles.

- I used 1 liter polksie ogorki dill pickles
- strain dills and reserve half the juice
- add one cup water to remaining 1 cup juice then add 1 cup sugar and 2 packets cherry koolaid
- shove pickles back in rinsed jar
- pour mixture back into jar over pickles
- label date on jar lid and put back in fridge for up to 1 week.

I'll let you know in 2 days how they are