many years ago i needed a
vacation and had no idea where
to go so i bought a flight to
montreal from calgary and
stayed there for 9 days at
the queen elizabeth hotel.
on my flight to montreal
i sat next to this adorable gal
named Amanda Tysowski
who was from Bellingham WA.
it was a crazy flight
and i took pictures
of her hands and face
that I hung on my walls
for a few years. never heard
anything from her as I had moved
a number of times... no fixed address per say.
Then today I was flipping through a folder
and came across a piece of paper with a note
from her, and it had her last name on it.
(I never knew her last name)
I am hoping that Amanda Tysowski googles
her name, find this and comments
so i can get her email address

my dog named One,
is unaltered
so therefore he humps.

his boyfriend,
(the giraffe)
just lays there
and takes itlike a good giraffe should

One has a girlfriend too,
she is some bitch from Ikea,
over stuffed and always upright.
she too doesn't get much into it
and infact it is almost
as if she watches TV
while One has his way.

You have no idea the horror
i recieved this evening when
One was having a 3 way
and THE FLOOR WAS WET!

sick and wrong!

Early Thursday morning Ri got on board this
and took off to The Dominican Republic.

and I won't seeing him until the following Friday.
That is a very long time in my world, as I love to
see him every day. I know it is already Tuesday
and it has only been 6 days but it feels like an eternity.
3 more days to go.

:(

this one time
i went to yoga because
madonna made it seem
cool and i thought
i'd get these really
great madonna arms
from doing it
but guess what i realized?
tall people don't fold
easily but we can do
one hellova log roll instead

man i have been everywhere in
the last 8 days... including
but not limited to holding
marinated duck necks

and only 1.99/ cheap!

hanging out at the mall

letting Connie drive for a change,
while i wear her angora pink toque...

i woke to a flat tire and a packed truck
grief struck me pretty hard that morning
as all i could thing about was my mom
going in for an mri and my bro having
his birthday and joc having her birthday
and how i really needed to be there

the trip, after the tire was repaired, was
horrendous and the highway was a sheet of ice
with semis, cars and trucks hitting the ditch...

i had a nice visit and
realized a few things
while i was there...

i am so glad to be home now
i dont think i'll be making that trip
any time soon