Woke this morning and
didn't want to get out of bed
but had to see Ri off and then head
downtown to get my passport.

I had no actual travel plans and
was in no hurry to get it, but
just incase something comes up,
you have got to be ready right?
Right.

Got in line at 9:55 a.m. and within
mere minutes I was no longer the last
in line. About 4 1/2 hours later
I was out of there.
Won't be doing that again,
next time, I'll just mail it in.

Oh, I forgot to tell you,
Connie was psming HUGELY
and I was with her...
YAAY for being highly irritated
and forced to stand in line
with the ugliest mug shots
just to have them redone
and not rip the heads off
anyone including the guy you
are standing inline with...
phwew

Rosanne on myspace
sent this out tonight...

Subject hey y'all
i have received so many lovely myspace comments from various people this week saying very sweet things about the roseanne show's positive impact on their lives. Nothing is more gratifying to me that all the fighting and trouble I went through to make sure that dan and roseanne connor and their kids were true portraits of the wonderful working folks of america that inspired me when i was growing up. I will always love my homies, and will never forget they are the ones who do all the real work, and pay the most cost for our disappearing freedoms here in the u.s. Bush and the investor classes that he is always cutting slack for could never live one day on this earth if you all weren't wiping their asses and cleaning up their shit, and kissing their lazy ungrateful asses all day long, as well as raising their spoiled brat kids and all the other things they do not know how to do for themselves. I appreciate all you fatties, gays, women, misfits and weirdos, geniouses and artists that make up my fan base....I love y'all and i bless all your little hearts!!!! have a nice sunday. I will be in vegas mar 15-may 9 at nyny casino..i look forward to making yu laugh!

Now, i was just saying earlier that there are one million
other places in the solar system that i would rather
visit other than Las Vegas yet again...
I am eatting my words because i would
love to have Rosanne make me laugh
perhaps sometime in may? not sayin
just sayin...

Queer Edge signed Sandra?
OMG that is incredible news!
Jack E Jett watch out, she'll take over
babycakes and you won't even see
it happening. baby.

if you have no idea
what I am talking about
go away

this last weekend
we were in Banff
and stayed at Juniper
because they are
a dog friendly
cute boutique hotel...
i highly recommend the place

oh ya, there were tons of b-list celebs in Banff
(more pics to follow)

i sat down in front of the laptop
checked the emails
put some shrimp in water
to thaw
threw my whites into the wash
and all the while singing MY
version of
shnee shnaw schnappi

gawd that damned song is so catchy

oh ya, One says to say hi

something about getting
your hair done
that is so... ummm... delicious!

purple monkey dishwasher!

yep, i'm still alive