i had this juicy post
that was deliciously sorted,
spotted with stains of badness
and maliciousness...
and then i realized that no
good could come of
me pressing SAVE

delete got pressed instead
because i have learnt that
if you give someone enough
rope, they will indeed hang
themselves...
just remember that there is 13
rounds in that noose ya dumb ugly cunt

damned outside typing voice,
though i was typing inside my
head for a sec...

anywho...
i love my hair
FYI the best men's cut available
in Calgary is at Swizzlesticks by Joanne!
sayin just sayin...

just in from The '06 Contessa
Awards in Toronto and I realize
how much I really like my own bed.
The Royal York is a nicely located
hotel but the service is not what
I am used to from other Fairmont
Hotels and would stay at The Suites
at 1 King West Hotel next time...

yoinked from Daniel...

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my last client of the day
turned out to be super pregnant
and i remember both her
and her husband saying that they
weren't going to have any kids
just a year ago and here she was
HUGE as a house and ready to go,
but she told me she has 2 more
months before due date, and i am
thinking to myself theres no way she
could go 2 weeks let alone 2 months

she tells me that she need to run out to her car
which is parked across the street on the road
to grab her wallet as she forgot to bring it into the
salon, you know, pregnancy brain and all...
so i walk her to the door and say that i'll go
get it... i notice that it has been raining for a little while
and wind has picked up, but when we look outside
the wind is howling and the rain is so hard we can't see
across the street...
the windows in the salon are vibrating to the
incredible strenth of the wind and my thinking
that there is NO way in H E double hockey sticks
that i am going out there...

then i wake up to
stewie griffin saying
"damned you vile woman, your ovens will come"
"stop mocking me!"
"i say, am i to spend the entire day wallowing around
in my own feces, a little service here"

damned !
no more sugary goodness before bed
these night terrors must end!!