Demi Moore swears by it
Patsy Kensit has it every six months
and even Kylie is rumoured to have tried it
Madge obviously
and today was maintainance day for me too
she has an ear, let her hear... puhleeeezzzzzze
Rules you must follow:
The names of the people involved must be changed to Kelly, Kim, Chris, Chip, Leonidas, and/or Lafonda.
You can't use the names of real cities, you must use a pseudonym like Metropolis, Gotham, Bomont, Sin City, Townsville, or Springfield.
Nothing illegal
This is what I have to promise/offer:
This will be 100% anonymous.
Edited for grammar and punctuation (and possibly profanity if it is deemed excessive by me and I have a high tolerance).
The right to post or not post a story strictly based on my personal preference.
After a month I promise to delete your email, breaking the thread of our acquaintance, unless you turn out to be stalky or creepy in which case I retain the right to keep that email as potential evidence to said creepiness.
Tell your friends, spread the word.
Connie says: i think letterman is a repeat
D~ says: i think it is too
Connie says: martha is on
D~ says: she was on there a few weeks ago
D~ says: ... drunk
D~ says: like you
Connie says: so was my bf
Connie says: he on again also
D~ says: who is he again?
Connie says: timberlake
Connie says: justin
D~ says: ewwwwa
Connie says: lol
D~ says: grosss
Connie says: ri looks like him
Connie says: sorta
D~ says: HE DOESNT - YOU KNOW WHO RI LOOK LIKE?
Connie says: who
D~ says: oops caps locked
D~ says: sorry for yellin
Connie says: and stop yelling
D~ says: jinks
Connie says: shit
D~ says: me need to google search him again, forgot his name
Connie says: lol
D~ says: edward burns
Connie says: ok?
D~ says: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122653/
D~ says: there ya go
Connie says: im already looking
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Connie says: so ferris buehller movie is 20 yrs old this year
D~ says: who?
and i'm not one of them,
after all, i am Canadian
if i had a nickel for every time
that i parked a reasonably full
shopping cart off to the side
after seeing the size of a line up
and walked out, i would have
at least two nickels today
*shakes fist at costco*
*shakes other fist at walmart*
thanks for
all the warm
wishes for my
birthday
<<< HUG >>>
i woke up laughing
i guess you could say
that i slept funny
i had this scene going
through my head
in an endless loop
repeating and repeating
and i tried to get a closer look
at moira because her mustache
was freaking me out...
or was it her bush - i am not sure now
that i am awake
damned
Sharon, I beat up girls like you when I was little.
It's true. You know who she reminds me of?
- Who? - Of the McFarlands.
Maureen McFarland.
- Hello. Hi. - Are you Maureen?
You guys.
They're a nice family. If you think our family's wacky.
I won't say anymore.
There was a time about ten years ago that I was in Colorado...
and I was gonna go to New York to see her 'cause she was there...
and I never made it.
I was a dancer on the road. Different kind. I was topless.
I was really into drugs.
But Moira McFarland taught me how to shave my legs.
Let me borrow her stuffed bra.
- How old were you? - Showed me how to use Tampons.
Not very well, I might add. And taught me how to make out.
Madonna, I did not teach you how to insert a Tampon.
And if we got in bed together naked, I don't remember that.
She said she was never in bed naked with me? She's a liar.
She's got an active imagination.
She's a liar. Did she say she finger-fucked me?
I remember looking at her bush. I know.
See what happens when you take drugs and alcohol. I lose a lot of stuff.
I remember the crack in her parent's bed because it was two beds together.
I remember I fell through the crack.
We were naked jumping up and down on the bed too much.
The last time I really saw her before...
feeling the need for a little self love
and by this i mean shopping
not masturbation i hit a
super store variety place
in search of a paper shredder
as my last one died a terrible terrible
terrible death and the only
way it would shred anything
is if you had it upside down
on the basket and ran it backwards
i guess it shredded to many things
that it wasnt supposed to
so i found a delightful little
8 page crosscutter for $20
and was like SCORE!
within minutes of having it home
i shredded anything that
wasnt glued down...
and then i notice it has
a credit card shredder slot
AND a cd shredder!
so i shredded ALL my credit cards AND CDS!!!!
ok, i didnt but i could have right
october 13 is the birthday day right
