my latest obsession is
cottage cheese with a toss
of splenda and vanilla extract
which tastes like sugar because
its made from sugar
i have consumed
about 3 cups of it in
the last 2 days
low carb low fat
and sugarfree
tastes just like vanilla icecream!
oh oh oh
also...
you know how i adore
marketing and shopping
well --
OMG! this site has the best clothes
it takes a while
to load as i think it is
from Taiwan or something
but worth the check...
believe me
that pic is just a snippet of the catalog
woke early (6 am)to see Ri
off to work had a delicious
cup of coffee did
ironed a shirt and
went back
to bed with
laptop and tv on
checked emails
responded to a few
watched Secondhand Lions
then napped
made banana
pancakes for breakfast
and tossed them in the
freezer for a later date
One leaves tomorrow
for a number of
dog shows
his absence will
be noticed
for sure
i hate crocs so much
i couldnt even begin to
tell you how much
i work in a hair salon
one of those
'uppity downtown over priced places
that all your friends go to but your husband
has you on budget so youll never know
what your missing'
and about 2 or 3 clients a day
will come in wearing these
hideous contraptions
called 'crocs'
i think to myself when i see them
'oh you must have
been digging in the garden
and didnt realize
that you accidentally wore
them in public'
on the occasional
alcoholic housewife
i can forgive them
for their lack of fashion
knowledge
but when i see them on what would
normally be a good looking
guy wearing them
-i throw up into my lungs-
'do you really know what you look like?'
take a picture, seriously, and
examine it later...
ri is just telling me...
'guy today he looked like he was wearing nice jeans and
over sized baby blue shirt, tucked in, AND matching
baby blue crocs! - then he got into his blue rusted 4 door buick...'
'oh btw it was the petrocan in kensington'
heads up for dude at petrocan!
