welcome to the wine cellar

i collect
but rarely
drink and
always thoroughly
enjoy when i do...
the bottles marked with
a * have a note on the bottle
to enjoy with
someone
special

2000 Louis Latour Chardonnay
2001 Valpolicella Classico
1999 Ecco Domani Merlot
2000 Taylor Fladgate 20 Year old Tawny Port (now a 26 yr old tawny)
750 ml Dubonnet Depuis 1846
2003 Woodbridge Mondavi Merlot
2000 Woodbridge Mondavi Merlot
2001 Piesporter Michelsberg
2001 Penfolds Koonunga Hill Shiraz Cabernet
750 ml Belverdere Vodka
750 ml Grey Goose Vodka
2000 Carmen Reserve Merlot
2003 Carmen Chadonnay
1999 Etchart Cafayate Cabernet Sauvignon
1999 Poggio Antico Brunello *
1997 Poggio Antico Brunello *
2002 Wolf Blass Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon Red Label
1998 Beringer Chardonnay
750 ml Gekkeikan Sake
1999 Chateau Pique-Segue Bergerac *
1998 Drostdy-Hof Merlot
1999 Joseph Drouhin Laforet Chadonnay
2001 Tatachilla Breakneck Creek Cabernet Sauvignon
2002 Goundrey Shiraz
2003 Laroche Merlot
2002 Mes Amis Cotes Du Roussillon
2001 Pipers Brook Pinot Noir
2002 Coppola Diamond Series Black Label Claret (Cab Sav)
2005 dry sherry home-brew
750 ml Harveys Bristol Cream
1998 Snoqualmie Merlot
1999 St Hallett Faith Shiraz
1997 Plaisir De Merle Merlot
2000 Catnea Malbec
2002 Paringa Shiraz
1997 Albet i Noya Reserva Marti
1000 ml Martini & Rossi Dry Vermouth
1 bottle nasty assed home brewed red wine
2001 Summerhill Star Galaxy
2004 Wyndham Estates Bin 222 Chardonnay
2002 Wyndham Estates Bin 555 Shiraz
2001 Thierry and Guy Fat Bastard Chardonnay
2000 Diana Trevisani ReboMerlot
2001 Marques de Caceres Rioja
2000 Fourcas Dupre Bordeaux *
2000 Deerfield Ranch Syrah Ladi's Vineyard
2004 J.J. McWilliam's Semillon Sauvignon Blanc
2002 Pepperwood Pinot Noir
1999 Chateau Des Jacques Louis Jadot *

also there is about 10 bottles of opened
tequila, amber rum, dark rum, crown royal whiskey,
stoli, gin and southern comfort...

and a half glass left of a
2005 Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush Sauvignon Blanc
which is delightfully intoxicating... and
i am a HUGE fan of the screw-off caps

this hasn't
happened
in SO long...

the two crack houses
on the corner
finally came down today...

i knew i was going to miss
being able to grab a picture
of the handwriting on the door
that said
'fuck off i dont sell no crack'

i did notice that as the one house
was being ripped into by a
case front-end loader that there was
still furnishings inside the house...
a fridge was there as was a dresser
that i could see...
prolly a crack fridge and a meth dresser

not sayin, just sayin

gentrification of
the inner city is
nice...

joc and ri and i were drinking
a little stoli
joc suddenly needed a french roll
not just a
plain french roll
but perhaps
a fabulous
hello, its patsy... patsy stone french roll
with a goodly amount of stoli
in me a hair pick(?)
and a bottle of
aveda aerosol
i was thinkin joc
was looking pretty
damned
haute!

considering how
we
got to this point
i
think the finished
product was much better
than just stopping
earlier...

and why do i always end up
taking bad pictures of normally
very
haute
people...

i almost shit
myself a little
when I got to the
Good thing to know that adult ADD trumps adult OCD

and you know
some people have
a
very expressive way
with words that
you can see the image with just the wording
The spacing of the keys reminds me of a person with extremely gapped teeth

and sometimes
you wait what feels like an eternity
for an update
or a word
or a picture
or a grain of rice...
anything

my god
or my dog,
(depending how you look at it)
started his meds today.
apo-amitriptyline for our separation anxiety...
a half tablet twice daily...
that pretty much works
out to be one tablet daily.

and praise be to
all the forces to align
and make this weekend
happy as required.
the mary has spoken.

me - and whats going on with cyber connie?
connie - nada u?
me - nadda mucho too - playing with this weird site that tells you what song you are tapping your fingers to www.songtapper.com
connie - u find the weirdest things
me - no, they find me - omg, and it totally knew what song i was tapping - annie - its a hard knock life
connie - lmao

for may long
weekend i
just received
confirmation
of what I am doing.
my mom is
coming to stay
and i am going
to monopolize
her time here
and hang with her.
we will
shop
and
eat
and
laugh
and
have
a
wonderful
time.

i was going to wait
to see what everyone
else was doing, who was
going to come to Calgary
yadda yadda and then i
was like 'fuck em' i aint
playin the waiting game,
one has no phone,
another never calls,
another doesn't email,
so why wait for what might be...

happy cinco de mayo bitches

while cruising through Costco
this morning
this woman who appeared well groomed
had the cutest hairdo
as i walked closer for inspection i glanced down and
caught a glimpse of her shoes...
the shoes were nice too, but the sick thing
were her heels! she needed to plane those suckers
down - there were more cracks in her heels
than you could imagine... her feet were like tractor tires,
this woman needed a NUMBER of pedicures,
did she think this was normal?
...
suddenly her cute hair didnt seem so cute

picked up a few dvds the other day
Mrs. Henderson Presents was a delightful
little romp said with my best uk accent
i enjoyed it so much that i watched it
again with the audio commentary on.
it was a feel good movie for me as Judy
Dench in character of Jaura Henderson
reminds me so much of my friend
that passed away 2 years ago November.

woke with a headache today
and quickly called the dr. for
a little bit o'botox and by
2:10 pm i was feeling as fresh as
your daddy was last night...
(gasp!) i know i know

you did know that wrinkles give me migraines right?