oh ya... came across this the other day

overheard while having a few drink after work...

guy - so you guys been watching the olympics much?
other guy - umm, nope my satellite doesn't get any stations from Italy

overheard while on lunch today at the pub...

jen - what are you going to order?
me - you know what? i don't think i'm going to ever eat again, so nothing
jen - oh come on, whatever! AS IF you are FAT! OMG
me - whatever, i need to lose 20 lbs by this weekend

waitress comes by to take our order

jen - can i get the morgan ray with house salad
me - i'll just have a piece of decayed raw chicken... thanks

rarely do i ever poor my heart out on here
and this is not one of those occasions

*laughs*

today i was thinking about tomorrow
being Valentine's Day, or as we like to
call it VD Day
it is the day in which we are supposed
to show our love to our wives, husbands,
boyfriends, girlfriends...etc

for weeks i have been concerned with
'what am i going to do?'
i am head over heels in love with
this special guy and every minute
that we are together, every phone call,
every email... is like fireworks!
tonight i decided
an email.
a picture.

click for larger pic

this morning I woke up feeling fat
literally... there was FAT in my hands,
i think it was bacon fat or maybe it
was rendered lard, im not sure
but it was gross, i mean, i WAS still in bed after all,
and im like, "how'd that get in here??"
most people would say that someone
with a delicate frame as myself
could never be fat...
tune in tomorrow when you'll hear miss piggy say
"num num num, pass the gravy"

omg, i think i really HAVE lost it