my normally inventive brain has been shut right down over worries that Stephen Harper and Co may form a majority government--shoot me now! My wealthy friends seem to be quite happy about this possibility. Some, however, paled as I reminded them that there were probably wealthy WASPS in Germany in the late 1930's who said something like, "well, I know that Hitler and the Nazis are a little bit to the right and have some funny views on Homosexuals and Jews, but this is Germany--we have far too many checks and balances for them to do anything really harmful."

top 10 songs for making out to

Is This Real - Lisa Hall
Everybody Wants You To Emerge (Barry Harris revamp vs. Billy Squier) - Fischerspooner
Erotica (R*A's SuperSexy Hard Mix) - Madonna
Breathe Me - Sia
Four to the Floor (remix) - Star Sailor
Born Slippy (NUXX) - Underworld
Jump - Madonna
Njosnavelin (Nothing Song) - Sigur Ros
London in the Rain - Variety Lab
Get Your Way - Jamie Cullum

(make sure repeat is enabled)

not sayin just sayin

5 things i know for sure

1. i have absolutely bloody buggery fantastic friends
2. i am sickeningly in love
3. i detest Mariah Carey
4. $17.88 for 5 raw chicken breasts is ridiculous
5. I adore my haircut

5 things i don't know for sure

1. who those boots belong to, that are sitting at my door
2. why i love drinking coffee at midnight so frickin much
3. how much money the pope makes
4. why my dogs breath smells like diet cola
5. why i cannot come up with an answer for #5

we don't know who she was
but the entertainment she gave us was
incredible.
this poor poor unfortunate soul.
first she lost her mind
then she lost her taste.
losing her sobriety and balance
quickly followed by losing her shoes
and that bloody zippered back
that got ripped and wouldnt/couldnt stay up
she wore no makeup and was a drunken man
in a dress with a wig and white tights...

all i could think was Calla's no chin
and Kids In The Hall sketch comedy

New Year's eve was a great night,
Ri, myself, Joc, Kirsty, Shmo headed out to
Paul's Pulse and drank and danced and
sprouted feathers and laughed
and drank and danced...