waking very early this morning (OMG 5:00 a.m.)
and catching on A&E - Secret Life Of Geisha
made me think more about movies and how things
are depicted for hollywood.
The trailer for Memoirs Of A Geisha looks good
but after reading the book some 7 years ago, meeting
Arthur Golden, having him sign my copy, makes
me think that I won't see the movie.
I did happen to see Brokeback Mountain last night.
2 hours long and pure entertainment.
A movie for everyone
to see even though the audience
was all gays and lesbians.
I never much cared for Heath Ledger
or Jake Gyllenhaal
but after seeing their acting in the movie,
i was purely impressed.
I did find it extremely distracting
that most of the film was shot locally here.
Elbow Valley, Kananaskis, and the
Ranchman's Pub were obvious sights.
A client of mine, her husband's band
played in the bar scene so I was squinting
trying to see him...
...and the phone call (when you see the movie you'll
know what I am talking about)
the wife's nails are press-on and she has
nasty red polish on her fingers... distracting!!!

oh ya, also at about noon today the SWAT team was at my door,
guns pointed at me...
or so I thought...
holy moly
...I opened the door real slowly
and poked my head out and asked
quietly what was going on...
'please go back inside, sir!'
so i did...
grabbed my dog and went into the master bedroom
... i have no idea what happened or what was going on,
but i was secretly hoping it was some
weird and wonderful porn being filmed...
did I tell you how hot these guys were?
...dreamy hot

top 5 thoughts today...

5. oh gawd i could just suck your lips until they fall off
4. omg, what a brilliant gift, someone who actually knows what i like
the book 'Dont Get Too Comfortable' by David Rakoff
3. you just wished me a merry christmas! what are you? new?
2. i love my morning emails ... cheese please!
1. quit thinking about him, and go to bed!

i woke up cold and felt like i was hit by a truck,
actually bitch slapped by a huge mac truck.
Melissa Etheridge is yelling at me that she wants to come over.
my coffee is cold and I am dressed sitting here.
two hours until i start work,
what was i thinking waking up at 6 a.m.
dishes are cleaning themselves,
as is the oven... now if the rest of the place could clean
itself, all would be good in the world today.

nicotine withdrawal and the effects top 5 irritating things today

5. that bitch woman driving the immensely soiled BWM who
cut me off as she proceeded to turn left overlapping two driving lanes without even
a signal light to warn all the other drivers

4. when that BMW pulls into the parking lot of the grocery store, and you walk by her trying
to shoot her a nasty look but your botox limits your ability in doing so

3. Mariah Carey and everything or anything about her

2. the smell of Glade plugins, whatever scent, they all reek

1. and pretty much everything else, except for cute hockey players

D says: Fetus Hanna come yet?

becky says: not yet

D says: oh man!

becky says: i know

D says: how r u holding up... you poor THING!!!!

becky says: pretty good actually, just really irritable

D says: you and me both! (day 6 of not smoking)

becky says: yikes

D says: i know right.. people could die!!!

becky says: this may be too much info, but I'm 3 cm dilated

D says: OMG!!! YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

becky says: I still have stuff I need to do first

D says: of course you do...like sell the house, build a new one...

becky says: I just don't want my water to break while I'm shopping in Targety

D says: lol, that would be the best!!!

becky says: "clean up in aisle 4" amniotic fluid!"

D says: EWWWWW!!!!! frickin hilarious!!

D says: so you are off to Target in the morning then?

becky says: It's never planned I just always end up there