525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure your ... fucking patience?

"Dude, is your girlfriend going to talk through the whole fucking movie?"
(he is obviously gay and hanging out with the idiot chick as a beard until he turns 16, he knows the soundtrack and is singing to every song. She is talking quite loudly and one day will probably be associated with the KKK, this will be just before she learns how to read)

"oh my gawd, what is with that chick?"
(this one is wearing a little black dress, and she should have more material on than she does. her hair is bleached to within a centimeter its life, she is tweaking out on something and is fascinated with the label on her water bottle...perhaps a hooker to be, or a rigpig's wife one day (same thing, I guess)

"where are we? Red Deer?"
"did you see what she was wearing?"
"crinkle crinkle crinkle crinkle" <-- fucking water bottle
"crinkle crinkle crinkle" <-- fucking bag of chips

something to be said about waiting for the DVD to watch in the peace and quiet of your own home.

ONE WORD
Describe me in ONE WORD...just one word!
Send it to me only,
then send this message to your friends and see how many
strange things people say about U!

i received this email from a darling friend,
well not an email, more of a forward actually.
i responded to her with 'one word'
and then sent this out to 10 people
to see who would reply back
and what they had to say...
I will post them as they come back

j.o. sez - could say so many things... beautiful, charming, intelligent- but I'm sure others will give you that. So, D, I will call you 'admirable'.

double d sez - WHORE!

joc sez - Can't do one... Fabuleaux... or... infinite

nickles sez -Hot!

nevy sez - prolific

bekah sez - unusual

leanimal sez - Amazing, but if you want a good laugh, "Pom-agranate!"

melody sez - funny

swail sez - bent, but bent the best way!

caro sez - Sorry to break the rules... ;) playful intuitive

glen sez - hygienic

driving around, windows ajar
Jump and I Love NY cranked
playing repeatedly
driving nowhere in particular
enjoying the sun and warm temperatures
and adding to the temperature
by burning nonrenewable fossil fuels
hoping for a brown xmas

we pull into the underground
parking and One is up on my lap
I roll up the windows and i hear the
worse 'YELP' I have ever heard...
POOR ONE GOT HIS NOSE CAUGHT IN THE WINDOW!!!!!
well from that moment on, i felt so terrible
and treated One to ice cream and turkey bacon
all day long... poor lil' guy

he still has a huge RED bump in his snout
oh i am terrible

8:00 a.m. cell phone alarm goes off, playing chorus of Hung Up.
8:02 a.m. i get out of bed and go to the kitchen and shut it off...
8:03 -8:10 a.m. i stand in the kitchen and stretch like i've never stretched before.
8:10:59 a.m. place a K-cup in the coffee maker and stand there waiting 15 seconds for mmm mmm coffee.
8:12 a.m. random thoughts hit me as i feed One... clarified butter, Magnum P.I., staff meeting...
8:14 a.m. turn on the ipod so One has music for the day... starts off with NeverMind by Jann Arden.
8:15 a.m. i just remembered that i told Rebecca that I was going to post something yesterday after we finished talking... it didn't happen.
8:16 a.m. grabbed laptop, wrote a few lines
8:37 a.m.pressed publish and hit the shower.

i found this lil piece o'paper
sitting in the hallway...
i don't know the
context of this note
but jebus i wish i
was there...

nothing beats that morning cigarette
with a fresh cup o' Joe
i could go right back to bed
and stay there all bloody day long