fucking funniest thing this month so far?

Celia substitutes laxatives for her daughter Isabelle’s chocolate.
Isabelle shits herself in class.
Later she is in bed with her father consoling her...
"think of the great story you'll be able to tell" says her father.
disgusted in herself, Isabelle replies,"but I had to throw my panties into the bush..."
"that'll be a part of the great story" the father continues.
"but... they call me SHIT girl" she carries on.

omfg... fucking best laugh I had in a long while.

and oxox goes out to Shel... who loves ya babe!

my senses were heightened
this last weekend
while in Minneapolis

my ears heard
things
my eyes saw
things

i felt things
with my lips
and tongue
and fingers
and hands
and ears...

i heard the words
of 'stylish and sophistication'
tell me that she hadn't seen
me ...for quite sometime.
And she saw him.

your name
was as unimportant as
you were, as i was...
but i controlled the air
or did you?

i felt the passion
of another man's craft
bringing me to tears.
i shook his hand
i said thank you

OH.
MY.
GAWD.

i woke this morning
and realized my birthday suit
WAS totally wrinkled...

now what the hell am i going to wear!

i swoon when i see my tom...
i am swooning now

saturday night we went to
see Feist.
sunday i slept all day
with thoughts that perhaps
i was sleeping too much.
it is now 1:20 a.m. monday
and I just finished watching
Martha Apprentice
which i only watch for ryan

my ventures to portland oregon
on friday morning for that other
thing i do, left me in the vancouver airport
for oh... about 7 hours.
while in the vancouver airport
i entertained myself in the lounge
for quite some time... then the boring old things
became not so boring...
i.e. - this phonebook, and phone

portland is a great place to visit.
the hotel i was in, was not a great place to stay as it smelled
like grandma, and not in the good way.

things that were just great?
- exploring coffee shops
- eating at Rose's Deli on 23rd
- buying and smoking djarum vanilla clove cigarettes
- the humidity... my skin LOVED it. rain. sun. rain. sun.

i am so glad to be home, the work was exhausting
i missed One terribly and my shoulders are somewhere
around my temples... i need a massage...