i am such a lucky bitch
lucky to have such wonderful friends
i love you and at any given time i would
love to smack the shit out of
each and every single one of you

last night a dj saved my life from a broken heart

Long after the mall closes
when it is dark and most people should
be asleep I
light my complexion with the glow of
the ibook.
Being all about online shopping
and whats the newest of new
that I can acquire, I always inevitably find
myself at eBay.

Just today I bought some jeans.
(I don't like jeans)
Last friday I bought a rosary.
(I am not catholic)
I bit on lots of rediculous items
that seem so worthy of the moment...
I thank jebus that I get outbid often.

Damned you Connie for making me
discover eBay way back when...
it is like a garage sale, full of junk... I sed
now look at me... I have glorious treasures

*eye roll*

some time ago I was asked
what this year's big gay bbq might look
like. i don't know what yours is going to look
like, but mine will look a little something
like this.

Ipod in ears.
Jann Arden's new CD blasting.
Wearing jeans and an Earth Month t-shirt.
On my way to work.

It is a terrible world out there,
but we'll talk about how great things are.