Rudy wrote
Masturbate...and think of hitting 7's (with a ten bet)...Ha!
Meg wrote
Sometimes, when I'm sad, I wear my stilettos around the house.
Joc wrote
Meg is on to something fer sure...
only you must wear those stilettos with a set of false lashes on, fab
make-up and of course you MUST be naked and vacuuming.....it goes without
saying that the Pet Shop Boys are on and loud as well !
Cookie wrote
I get really dressed up and look stunning and then I
go out in public and pretend to be from a foreign
country. Sometimes I pretend I dont even speak english
if a friend is with me.
Nat wrote
sometimes when i'm feeling down and sad, I like to get on one of my wigs and my zebra boots, put on some whitney houston, and pretend that i'm a drag queen.
Nev wrote
When feeling down I prefer slipping on my Grandma's
old hawaiian moo moo and eating a box of Lindt white chocolate truffle
balls.
Then I down a glass of vodka to forget I just ate 1,000,000 grams of
fat.
Ker wrote
let's see.....I cheer myself up by taking a hot bubble bath, with a glass of wine and a trashy mag
ooh! I buy trashy mags!
Leanne Ylang wrote
If I need a pick-me-up it's usually a toss-up between 1) Visiting the "Second-Go-Round" portion of the website rodeoroyalty, as there are some really hilarious pictures of second-hand leather rodeo queen dresses with captions like: "Was worn only twice at Miss Rodeo Whatever competition, only a small mark under the arm which can be seen only if you're really close".... whoever thought that lime green and mustard yellow leather embellished with lots of fringe and 'sparkly' rhinestones would look "stunning" was wrong. So very, very wrong!
Or, 2) Watching the ever classic movie "Hairspray" and singing and dancing along with Ricki Lake
Becca wrote
When I am down and need cheering up I tickle Colby until he screams. If that doesn't work I sit in front of the T.V. eating BonBons. And then I get so depressed because I did that; that I then have to tweeze my eyebrows until they become way to thin, I am then totally depressed that I did that; that I then have to call my mom long distance so she can tell me how great I am. It's a vicious circle.
(Myself and Gail)
The time is now 3:57 a.m.
I just got in from my work's
'Festive Holiday Season Party'
The theme was,
'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas'
So in other words, we
were to arrive dressed inspired by Vegas,
with an evening of gambling and drinking
with various prizes to be awarded.
It was a fabulous time.
And I'm just sayin that
because I won 3 out of ten prizes.
($200 in flowershop gift certificates)
(2 tickets to The Nut Cracker)
(Trip to Las Vegas)
yaaaaaaaaaaay me!
see pics of the evening
Ever feel so over-worked that you just have nothing to say?
read this its more interesting than me right now.
Letter from Karen in Southampton, Hampshire (England)
Dear D (me) my favourite hairdresser of all time,
Hello my long lost mysterious man of incredible talents with dyes and scissors. How are you doing? My sister said she ran into you and I have been thinking about you a lot lately too. Mostly because some little bitch really f__ked up my hair a couple of weeks ago and put these nasty ass too dark brown low lights in my hair and made me look like a squirrel's tail....but I am over that now.......sort of. I got it fixed, and I know what you are thinking, I should have waited until my hair folicles were ready to get another dye job but you know me D (me), I don't sleep until my hair is just right. But it isn't right, it hasn't BEEN right since I left cowtown - and I think we both know why.
Anyway! How are you? I heard you shaved your head! I am sure you look as cute as a bug's ear regardless of hair or no hair, but what made you do that impulsive thing? That is cool, Jen said she digged it as well.
Anyway I am living in Southampton which is about 45 South West of London. It is pretty cool here because it's so close to so many things, although Southampton itself is known for little more than Craig David's birthplace & the Titanic, whoopee, that's something to write home about. But I will anyway.
We've been here for about 6 months now, seems like years but that is only because my job is as about as boring as watching 10 episodes of Oprah in a row. I like to do origami when I don't feel like working, as well I like to change my hairdo throughout the day, or walk around with pieces of paper in the office to make it look as though I am important and have something to do. Sometimes I steal things from people's desks then put them on others, just to see the natural reaction......nah, it'll get to that one day!
It's kind of fun though because we don't know where we are living next. In some ways I just want to come home to cowtown and be with my friends & have all my stuff in one place...but then in other ways because we aren't settled anywhere it feels like you are on vacation or something - but this is one rip off of a holiday if it were. The weather is the shits! It rains alot, but I wasn't expecting anything more or less. In fact this summer has been hotter than sweaty hairy donkey balls D (me), we hit a high this summer!!
You would love London D (me), it's very hip and trendy and there is so much to do and see. Gary and I got wasted one weekend there (it was our Anniversary, 2 years) it was so romantic (ha) we drank like 6 bottles of wine and just went and did some pub hopping. A lot of pubs are like 400 years old so it's really neat that way. Lots of old buildings and stuff, it's great.
There is a chance we might be moving back to cowtown around January or so. Depending on whether or not Gary gets a job there. The Engineering world is up and down at the moment so whatever comes up first will do.
We are paying mortgage in cowtown and England is so expensive as it is so it's rough. We figures going back to cowtown would not only benefit my hair but our bank account too ;0)
Do you have an email address? You don't seem like a computer dude but I thought I'd ask. I put my address at the top.
Well I seriously don't think there is anything else that is going on in my life so I'll end this dumb letter (you're probably on your smoke break at work or something). I hope everything in your life is going well D (me), your love life, your work, your hair, your doggy, everything. You are so great and I miss you very much. If you have email I can send you alot of really good drunken photos of me! I've become a raving alcoholic since moving here, it's f'ing great!
Take care,
Karen