nefariouslyevild is my AIM name

nefariouslyevild: guess what I ate today that I havent had since i was about 7 years old
kerewin: ummm
kerewin: smores?
nefariouslyevild: hint =
nefariouslyevild: my grandmother told me it was made of sugar and cow bone juices with fruit flavor and i never ate it again
kerewin: marshmallows
nefariouslyevild: JELLO!
kerewin: OMG
kerewin: ahHAHahahHAHAHA
kerewin: how was it?
kerewin: did you enjoy your horse hooves?
nefariouslyevild: i made some of the sugar free cherry, made it thicker than its supposed to be and if i concentrate real hard i can eat it!
kerewin: *laughs* put a buncha vodka in it next time
nefariouslyevild: ATkins diet says its a great snack, no carbs, sugarfree, fatfree... like eating nothing
kerewin: ah now I see why you are eating something you have to force yourself to eat

She is such a copycat
I mean, I've been Botoxing,
staying outta the sun,
applying 30 SPF daily,
antiwrinkle creaming every square centimetre of my face,
applying Neutrogena's self tanner with bronzer every 3 days to fight off the whiteness of lack of sun,
I have alpha hydroxys,
beta hydroxys,
serums and potions and lotions galore...

I am happy she is able to step up to the podium
and tell the people exactly how hard it is to stay beautiful...

*ahem*

given that I am only 33

This was sent to me via Ninja Meg.

' Don't think of it as a Honda ad - think of it
as a lesson on velocity,
gravity, physics and motion. Word on the net
is that it took over 600
attempts to make this video work. There are
reportedly no special
effects or tricks. Sit back and enjoy - and
analyze the physics!

...and try to imagine how much patience it
took to put this together!! '

(I am thinking it was easy peasy Japanesey)

Joc wrote:

last night I had a dream that I was slowly suffocating, just couldn't breathe.
I took my ass to the hospital begging for oxygen to anyone who would listen,
finally this kind and familiar voice told me to come lay down, relax....
turns out it was Sharon Osbourne !
She shoved an oxygen tube up my nose and told me I would be ok and to trust her,
she's been here many times before with Ozzie.
Think I need to quit smoking the funny stuff or what ????!!!
Holy paranoid....