imagine if you will...
a cute guy, home alone with his and his (also cute) boyfriend's dog.
the dog loves to play outside.
the dog usually plays outside all day long.
now imagine a rainy/snowy day.
dog playing outside.
but dog inside now.
dog resting ever so quietly on cute guy's and cute boyfriend's bed.
cute guy in kitchen making soap.
soap for festive holiday season gifts.
cute guy walks into bedroom to check up on very quiet dog.
cute guy see's the most terrible sight.
laundry is being done.
floors being washed.
carpet being ...(?).
dog got the hose and aveda color conserve shampoo outside.
dog shivering because of very cold water.
cute guy mad at dog.
but cant stay mad at dog.
promised dog he'd take him for a walk in 1 hour.
realized it was his own fault.
never leave dog outside on rainy/snowy day.
swail68: so if, and if I go for my second interview...
swail68: for TO
swail68: I go to Dallas
D (me) 1313: woo! go you!
swail68: and guess who lives there??
D (me) 1313: ed k
swail68: uhuh
swail68: and he is going to take me for dinner
swail68: naked
swail68: uhuh
swail68: naked
D (me) 1313: hehee
D (me) 1313: i think he should
D (me) 1313: naked of course
swail68: I know!
D (me) 1313: wheres that pic of him ?
swail68: not tellin
D (me) 1313: i have the file here somewhere, pays to log last 500 pages in history
D (me) 1313: so tell me more about your possible diner with ed k?
swail68: uh no
swail68: not want to jinx it
cookie wrote :
I'm at home, I'm housegirlfriend. I was flipping
through the channels to find my usual station of
cartoons. There it was.....The Facts of Life Reunion.
There are two hot looking guys, one young buff and a
total stud that will leave you dreaming for days. The
other more mature, more well established, slightly
older. (my type, i got a thing for older men) Both are
competing for the love of........NATALIE. Thats right
NATALIE. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???????
Mrs. Garrett looks like Ronald McDonald.
cookie then wrote :
Natalie has chosen the younger stud. He then proposed
marriage. She said yes......I'm going to vomit!!!
i wrote :
well, see natalie really was the prettiest,
i mean joe was hot in the lesbian kind of way,
and blair was like the hugest fag in drag,
as for tutti, well...all the braces, rollerblades, and head gear...but she did have the hugest rack!
but the dreamiest of all was george clooney
i am so enthrawled with ya cookie, not in a sick
scarey way - but i am
thinking that your brain is pure genius!
Dear D (me),
You are the first D (me) I have ever met, however when
I was little i did see a movie called "D.A.R.Y.L."
That movie could not possibily be about you...you
spell your name with 2 letter R's and as you see the
movie title only spelled Daryl with 1 letter R.
Though my name Cookie has nothing really to do with
cookies. I will do my best to answer your cookie
question.
1. what is your favorite kind of cookie ? and why.
Salted Peanut Crisps, recipe included
for you, your family and friends enjoyment.
Heat oven to 375 degrees
Lightly grease a baking sheet.
Mix thoroughly in a bowl:
1 cup soft shortening
1 1/2 cups brown sugar (packed)
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
stir together in another bowl:
3 cups all purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
mix these dry ingredients into shortening mixture
stir in:
2 cups of salted peanuts
Drop dough by rounded teaspoonfuls about 2 inches
apart on baking sheet
Grease the bottom of a glass. To flatten each cookie,
dip glass in sugar and press on dough.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes
Cool on wire rack (see question # 2)
this recipe makes about 6 dozen cookies
Mmmmm delicious!!!!!!
2. a lot of cookie recipes say to use a cookie rack
for cooling cookies
after baking, do I really need to use one?
Yes, when a hot pan comes into contact
with a cold surface, condenstion can develop and
cookies can absorb water droplets causing the bottom
of the cookie to become soggy. The raised surface of a
cookie sheet provides air circulation so the cookies
won't get soggy on the bottom.
3. which do you prefer, cookies or donuts?
Neither
4. who is more talented...Cookie Mueller or Cookie
Monster?
All Cookie's are talented, there are no
untalented cookies what-so-ever. Please make note of
that.
5. which would be more likely to tell the furture
most accurately...crystal
ball or latoya jacksons telephone psychic line or
fortune cookies?
Fortune cookies are always true when "in
bed" is added at the end. As for Latoya Jackson, her
phychic's seem to have a finger on the pulse of her
future. As for a crystal ball I have no idea, have you
thought of asking someone named Crystal?
thanks cookie
Dear D (me),
In a great error, i forgot to add a recipe metric
conversion chart for my friends across the border.
I'm sorry, please please forgive me.
1 cup of shortening is the same as 250 ml
1 1/2 cup of brown sugar is the same as 375 ml
2 eggs are still 2 eggs
2 teaspoons of vanilla is the same as 10 ml
3 cups of flour is the same as 750 ml
1 teaspoon of salt is the same as 5 ml
1/2 teaspoon of soda is 2 1/2 ml
2 cups of salted peanuts is the same as 500ml
and 375 degrees is the same as 190 C
Always
Cookie