these were todays email :

carol wrote:
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-- who died peacefully
in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car

becca wrote:
Hi what's shnew wit you boo boo? How is everything? How was your vegas adventure? How is work? How is the ex?
I have been pretty busy, I am going to go part time at American Airlines. Guess what????????I am pregnant!!!!!!! So weird, anyways I am so excited (kind of freaked out) but thrilled!
I am going to go to the Grand Cayman Islands with a friend from work for a week we are flying out Sept 9 we decided to go during that week because nobody is flying and we'll have no problem standing by. It will be a nice break from the Arizona heat, its actually going to be cooler there than here. I can't wait to feel the breeze off the ocean. It may be one of my last tastes of freedom before the bambino arrives.
Other than that I am as boring as usual. Fill me in on your side of the world.
I'll see you in hell:
Rebecca

spammer wrote:
FREE PASS SEE THE NEVER BEFORE SEEN TAPE!!
Jennifer Lopez decides to give her new dancer friends a blowjob and gets
caught on tape. Her husband (old dancer) uses this tape against her in court
to take half her money! We have the blowjob footage used in court! Watch it
for free right now before she has it removed from the net!

I wrote:
you know what would be fun?
backup dancers!

meg wrote:
You don't have any already?
Get with the times, man.

i wrote:
i wish!
shhucks

meg wrote:
YOU should be a backup dancer

i wrote:
no no no nononono...
you are getting this wrong, i was thinking YOU could be one of MY
backup
dancers
ahh? ahh?
opportunities like this rarely come along - grab em whilst ya can!

meg wrote:
what's the pay like?
who am I kidding? I would do this for free.
just keep in mind:
you are VERY lucky to have me as a back-up dancer.

i wrote:
hehehe - you kills me!
kills me i tells ya!

meg wrote:
so......
when do I start?

yaaaaaay, my lifelong dream is becoming true!

the one thing i would love to have is
backup dancers

it would keep things fresh, fun, exciting

i mean - i wouldnt be singing or dancing
or anything of the sort, but to have a few
possibly 5 or 6 backup dancers at any given time
would be an amazing thing

imagine getting your haircut in a salon
and your fabulous hairstylist has a troup
of backup dancers dancing just behind him...
how utterly fantastic would that be?
very fantastic!

and like when i am picking up a few groceries
at the market...it wouldnt just be the same old trip
to the market if i had backup dancers following me

think of the enjoyment
think of the entertainment
think of the crowds

i should quit now
i just reread this
and I am being weird

to make the ultimate martini use the ultimate gin
take two ounces of BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
add a splash of MARTINI & ROSSI Extra Dry Vermouth
shake or stir in a martini shaker filled with ice
strain into chilled martini glass
add an olive and enjoy

got that waitress?