i will be staying here for the next 7 nights
just incase you need to get ahold of me
duncan wrote the funniest thing i have read in the longest time
and i tried to think of the most horrific thing that has happened
to me, and i cannot come up with a single thing...
i mean i have stories, let me tell you
but as for horrific...nothing comes to mind
but, here is a sort of gross story
as a child i lived in small city suburbia
the street i lived on had lots of kids
all around the same ages 8-10 yrs old
a group of kids (the gang) would
meet at someones house and hang out
and snoop through their parents houses
as everyones parents worked during the day
it was kind of like a free for all
while we searched
for anything of excitement
this one special day
it was our houses turn
the search began
and jamie started in the bathroom
finding my mothers box of playtex tampons
he opened a package, separated the pink plastic parts
removed the cotton jammed the 2 pieces
back together and VOILA - a kazoo was born
someones mom who wasnt a working mother
saw our gang of 8 boys running down the street
with tampon applicators in our mouths
and screached at the top of her lungs
for us to tell her where we got these things we had in our mouths
i had replied that we got them from a box at my house
and jamie quickly butted in saying that he took his
from the bathroom garbage so it was okay...
latest addictions
- saving every cent i have for vegas (leaving thursday morning)
- palmers cocoa butter formula skin firming lotion
- eggs and hashbrowns for any meal of the day
- being on holidays (not back til friday next week)
- diet coke with lemon
- american idol
megumi wrote:
It's TOO HOT.
meg
i wrote :
I KNOW!
MELTING!!!!!!!!!!
megumi wrote:
I need to cut my nails.
meg
i wrote :
im eating chicken
d
megumi wrote:
Mmm....chicken.
m.
i wrote :
chickens are cute and little and fluffy and yummy
d
megumi wrote:
I am trying to clean my house. But I am sweating too much. So I will stop.
meg
i wrote :
my candles are no longer straight up, they are curvy now
curvy candles
my nose is sweating
my ears are sweating
and whats with all the smoke in the air?
1 week
and
counting
d
megumi wrote :
HA HA. You're candle's are wonky.
LESS THAN ONE WEEK!!!!
Huzzah.
meg