Sometimes a vacation away from home means you have a few things to pick up before you leave. If you are staying with a friend (Glen while in Victoria)for a few days who has recently moved and has no furniture, you need to pickup a mattress, or something cushiony to sleep on...as hardwood floors can be a little, uh, hard. So off to WalMart to get an air mattress-cheap place to get something that we'll use once. I hate WalMart, and I am reminded of this every single time we go there. Germ infested screaming little kids touching everything, and dirty white trash pushing shopping carts aimlessly-they may as well be out on the street pushing them. Not a cashier without a 10 person line up, and the line ups all at a stand still. The clothes that people shop in- is terrible. Its very difficult to find exactly what you are looking for. Air mattress is easy to find- go to camping section...and you would think air mattress pump would be somewhere around that area- na uh! You have to go to automotive...and search high and low for it. Don't ask for help- they just point from where they are standing, or give you isle number- gee thanks mister. I honestly felt like we were on Candid Camera and everyone was in on it, except us.
WalMart is not about service. WalMart is not about convieniance. WalMart is not about fashion. WalMart is about the furthest thing from my life as could be.
*Mental note to self - stay far away from WalMart*

Here is a simple little message to all those cheap fuckers who like to get expensive hair cuts and colours but are too cheap to tip their hairstylists! BUY A FUCKING FLOWBEE!!!
Hairstylists remember who tips and who does not...don't tell me you love your hair and then leave without tipping. The word tips is actually an acronym 'To Insure Prompt Service'. No tip = no service. I'll remember you, and don't expect me to put my heart into your next visit...you know who you are!

August 26...on HBO

"...As her career approaches its third decade, Madonna represents the triumph of
willfulness. Madonna at 42 is the strongest survivor of the music video
explosion of the early 1980's, and she is still latching on to current dance
rhythms and fashions, still coming up with melodies that leap out of radio
speakers. The Drowned World tour, her first since 1993, was a virtually
automatic sellout across Europe and the United States; a show on Aug. 26 is
to be telecast on HBO. She has a pop skill that's rarer than musicianship:
she keeps people curious..." By JON PARELES
So I guess what I am really saying is---HELLO!!! TUNE IN EVERYONE!! If you have no HBO- go to Ang's...that is where you'll find me

O.M.G.! I am going to print this out, and do an iron on transfer of this pic onto a cheap looking white t-shirt. watch for me in it.

So really, what is up with this family? Is this for really? Or is it Photoshopped? Can you imagine if it is for real? See my doubts lay in the kids hair...how the heck would a kid that age stay still even for 3 seconds to get that backcombing in...and then the hairspray?